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] By Dork Zygotian As one walks down the street in Budapest, a common reaction that many visitors have as they gaze at the physical perfection of Hungarians is "Gee! This information is aimed at men, those slaves of testosterone who carry their brains in two neat little bundles between their legs. All Hungarian men are charming, enchanting, good-looking, and completely unintelligible if you don't speak Hungarian.I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.Especially the women- Yeah they're cute but their personalities (or lack there of) leave A LOT to be desired. They are not interested in anything cultural, but when they try to get their shag by relenting, they turn up at the Opera in clothes any civilised person would first wash, iron and then use on dinosaur tracing expeditions.

You must be writing this in pain of blue balls, as you couldn't get laid by a Hungarian girl.

Listening to this advise you ain't gonna get nothing, you'll end-up 'choking your own chicken' - like he does.

david | Jul 15, 2005 Hey calm down, the man has a point.

A drooping old slag - he wants his 'fuck-me-shoes' on the cheap!

Well done girls, you have obviously treated him the way he deserves - perhaps a bit too kindly.